First of all, you never let on how much you like a girl. Two, you always call the shots. Now three, act like wherever you are, that’s the place to be. Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It’s a classy move. And five, now this is the most important. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
Mike Damone from Fast Times at Ridgemont High