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A debate has been raging for years regarding Santas ability to enter and exit a chimney to deliver presents to all of the good boys and girls. I’ve heard explanations that range from his belly being extra squishy to how he can teleport from one spot to another. Those are the freaked out ramblings of a peyote button popping fiend. Any educated parent knows Santa actually has a team of midgetified clones that do all of the hard work.