Frenchy’s offers a wide array of beauty services to make you feel glamorous and sexy once again. Choose a tint, cut, and style for the perfect pink beehive to be the talk of the town on Saturday night. Don’t forget to relax in our soothing mud tub while we pluck your eyebrows to a sleek catlike perfection. Frenchy also offers discreet, somewhat painless, waxing services too. Trust your beauty to the one and only Frenchy.
Frenchy’s Beauty Salon
The First Kiss is Free
She’s an Okie paradise, a Mexican dream. Heart like silver. Lips like creme. And she looked at me with that crazy smile and said, “I’d like to stick around a while.” She said “Babe, the first kiss is free”. I said “Touch me baby I’m all alone, Id like to make your love my home. It sure is sweet this highway here but not as sweet as your blossom hair.” She said “Babe, the first kiss is free”.
the Iguanas
Good Dog Roxy
Thirteen years ago I drove to Poland Springs to look at the last puppy in a litter and soon became a dog owner. I named her Roxy and for having never chosen a dog before, I could not have made a better choice. It was just months later when she introduced me to the woman I would marry. Roxy could not have made a better choice. We now have 2 wonderful children. Our family of 4 is really sad to see their special dog leave so soon. Thank you Roxy.
Don’t Just Stand There
Next days function, high class luncheon. Food is served and you’re stone cold munchin’. Music comes on, people start to dance. But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants.
A girl starts walkin, guys start gawkin’. Sits down next to you and starts talkin’. Says she wanna dance cus she likes the groove. So come on fatso and just bust a move.
Young M.C.
Midnight Swinger
Hey Midnight Swinger, how’s the world’s greatest lover tonight? Emancipated women’s own special delight. So how can the world’s last living Cassonova be alone? They don’t appreciate the fine kind of lovin’ you make. On a scale of 7 you would get a 8. But you’re home by your lonesome most every night. You watch Johnny Carson till you turn out the light. He’s pretty funny and it looks like you are too..Irresistable You!!
- Mel Torme
